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Thursday, September 30, 2010

New Earth... Is There a Kardahian There

So if you guys have been  paying attention to the news lately then you would know about this new crazy awesome planet that is just like earth. Has all these things that we do like oxygen, water, land but does it have aliens. It's like 120 trillion miles away so it would take hundreds of years to get there. So if you ever plan to even know if there is life on the planet just stop because unless you have a time maching you will never know. Plus what we see when we look up at night are stars and we see a couple thousand years into the past. So I guess I'll just have to except that I'll never get to go to another planet or if there is other life out there. Don't get me wrong, I know there is, I'm just waiting for proof before people declare just how crazy I am. Personaly I think scientificaly this planet has already died.

And what's up with the name? I mean who the hell names a planet Gliese 581. Maybe in the spoken language there it means Milf.... Anyway I don't it's right for humans to be aloud to name planets and galaxies that don't belong to us. What if the aliens come here with their awesome technology and kill us for trying to take over their property?!? Maybe their aliens are all awesome and the look like the Kardashians and they all either marry black athletes or white assholes.... Sounds like my kind of planet where we party it up!

Because we all know little green aliens aren't real,
XOXOJenni

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sister Pact? Insanity Mormanity!

Hey guys,
So I just got done watching a show called Sister Wives (c) TLC, and I am completely disgusted. I know I usually don't judge others but something like this needs some changes made!!!!!

Brief summery: A Morman man who is already married to three other women is and has many children starts dating and wants to marry another woman with 3 kids. And somehow these Polyigamists woman are okay with that. All the wives live together and raise their families together.

So my question is, is this really acceptable? It seems like this religion in particularly Utah treat their wives like a piece of meat. It is illegal to marry more than one woman in this country and most of the world. How are they getting away with this? I'm placing my money on them brain washing the woman into marriage.Most people usually agree with me when I get into this topic.

Also, why is the Morman religion so sexist? The men can have as many wives as they please but woman can only have one husband! Also in the really traditional little towns girls are expected to be married and have children by the age of 14. Either let have woman have more than one or obey the law.
But I guess it's not really surprising considering they have such crazy rules like they guys having to go on a mission for 2 years after high school, no caffine or alcohol. It's insane. And talk about a downer for the booze industries stocks. I know I could never live in a world my rights as an equal person. So just leave me a comment of your thoughts via twitter or facebook. I would love to hear.
XOXOJenni

Homecoming Pics 9/26/10


Saturday, September 25, 2010

HOMECOMING

Ahhhhhhh It's that time of the year again. No not Ramadan. Homecoming! The time for dressing randomly all week. Being uber competative with other schools. Voting for girls you wish you could be. The biggest football game of the year. And my favorite part the dance! So this week was homecoming and tonight is the dance. I thought it would be really lame considering the theme was disco but it was actually pretty fun. We had dress like your from the 70's, a teacher, clashing out fits/ messy hair, super hero, and my personal fave SPIRIT DAY! Can't wait for tonight, post pics later,
Ciao
XOXOJenni

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

My Future (unrealistic) Plans

Hey guys,
What's up? I'm just kidding I really don't care considering nobody probably actually reads my blod so let's just talk about future unrealistic dreams. So I want to finish high school. From there move on to college mastering in anthropology. Which isn't going to be usefull because some time while performing in a musical event at the University of Iowa and a talent scout/ agent will discover me and fly me off to Los Angelas where I will land a good movie audition. With the money from that I will buy a nice Malibu beach house. And with the money left over start my music career and win Grammy's and Oscar's for the rest of my life! With vacation homes in a cottage in Germany, a villa in Rome, a beach house in Bali, and an apartment in Manhatten and Tokyo.

But just in case that doesn't work I will use the my degree and teach about psychiological history and finish German and move to the best city in the world, good ol' Berlin, Deutschland!

A wish can come true,
XOXOJenni

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I Hate Discriminators

You guys may think your so cool when you talk about people behind their backs. Usually it's about something they can't control. It just drives me insane to hear people discriminate. Where I hear it mostly though on television from the governent and in the school hallways. I go to a very small school thats in the middle of no where. Everybody their is VERY Christian and are set on their values. They constantly are hating on other religions and mostly homosexuality. And the governent (mostly republicans) is always asuming that if a person is Muslamic they are terrorist but they are not. I've met some before and they are very nice people. They also display homophobia by denying don't ask don't tell and not allowing gay marriage. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE GET OVER YOURSELVES! We are all people. But everyday we all hear people talking badly about race, gender, religion, sexuality, financial issues, political, appearence, ect.. Honestly I don't care what your probelms are with these people. And anyone can just as easily find something to bring against you.We are all humans and most of these issues people are born with and can't control. You probably think just because I am 14 I don't know what I'm talking about but I do know that pretty soon the world have to depend on eachother and if we don't get a long the world will end before 2012!
Please just think before you speakm
XOXOJenni

Monday, September 20, 2010

Forget Back To The Future

Hey guys,
Who all wants to bring the eighties "totally" back? I do! Tight clothes, big hair, and music that has really no point. What could be better. I always wished I could have lived back then when everyone was so okay with others. My parents got to live back then and try telling me it was so awesome but apparently "I couldn't handle it". I beg to differ. The only down points are no modern technolgy or Tokio Hotel. I mean sure there was amazing music and hot guys but I would have only had crushes and fan girl moments of those bands. But the lead sing of Tokio Hotel I am in total love with. ACTUAL LOVE (and I'm not delusional.) But I really do think the 80's would be epic. Even if I might epically fail at rock and rolling all night and partying everyday but I so would put on my best hyper spirit. And I love love love the style back then. I mean, HELLO THEY DID CREAT SKINNY JEANS. And neon is something I wear everyday anyway so that's a check on my list! So I'ma just call up Dr. Emett Brown and Marty McFly and go for a ride in the Dalorian. (If you don't get that you don't deserve to be in the 80's.) Oh gag me with a spoon!
I'm totally fer sure like radically yours,
XOXOJenni 

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Stop With the MAYBE

Hey guys, and I do mean guys this time around. I need all of the guys who read this to help me out cuz I'm in a stump. So this subject played out over the week.

A 10th grader, let's call him... Paco, wanted to take me to home coming. I had never me him before. So I had a friend tell Paco all about me. We asked him to sit at our lunch table. I should have known from the start that he was a loser because he was too afraid to ask me and had my friends ask for hime right in front of my face. So like the idiot I am I said yes. The next day I asked to make sure he still wanted to go. The asshole said MAYBE! I asked my best guy friend what he meant by that. He told me"when a guy says maybe they mean no!" I was so angry. I asked him again the day after that and instead of saying anything he just walks out of the room! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

NOTE TO ALL GUYS READING THIS: SERIOUSLY IF YOUR GONNA BE A R-TARD AND SAY THE WORD MAYBE TO A GIRL YOUR NEVER GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING AND NO WOMAN IF IS EVERY GOING TO WANT YOU!

NOT XOXO for once,
Jenni

Friday, September 17, 2010

There's a Point of Too BLOND

Hey guys! So I want to tell you just how blond I can get. So today was my worst blond day yet. So because we had first period in a different classroom this morning I thought it was later. I got first and secend period mixed up. WHICH IS A NIGHTMARE because I went to gym instead of choir and before I realized the confusion  I went to the locker room. I got changed and went out to the gym. I thought maybe they went outside and we didn't have to change out. SO I went outside where I ended up being LOCKED OUT OF THE BUILDING! I had to bang on the door for five minutes until someone let me in. I went all the way down to the woodshop room in my uniform only to find out from my class mates that it was second period. It was a total nightmare and I ended up getting a 15 minute tardy to chorus. I feel like a re-tardy! But this kind of thing happens to me everyday. I usually end up blaming all stupid things I do on the fact that I'M WAY TOO BLOND FOR MY OWN GOOD!
XOXOJenni

Monday, September 13, 2010

Hold My Meat Purse: VMA 2010

SO I'm sure most of you readers who live in America watched the VMA's on Sunday. All I can say is 'what the hell?' Definitely no where near as good as last year. Maybe it was because Beyonce wasn't there, Taylor actually forgave Kanye, Kanye was being non-drunk, or could it just be that Lady GaGa wasn't on enough? Seriously three hours wasted!

Time to call PETA! Lady GaGa's last out fit in which she was wearing for best song, Bad Romance, was made entirely of meat! Gross. So many people touched her and I can only imagine how much she smelled with the heat of the spotlights! If you know anything about fashion and read Vogue like I do, you would've already seen that outfit on Vogue's Italian issue this month. But I gotta say I love her quote when she met Cher- "I never thought I'd be asking Cher to hold my meat purse!" Gotta Love GaGa!

I was really surprised though of Best New Artist. So the nominees were Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, Jason Derulo, Nicki Minaj, and Broken Bells (who I've never heard of). And the winner was Justin Bieber. I hate that little girl. Seriously he needs to go through pubery. And I was surprised that his little eight year old fans know how to use the internet to vote. Ke$ha or Nicki should have won. I was so pissed.

Maybe next year will be better though,
XOXOJenni

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Blonds Die FIRST!

As a natural blond I find it offensive when I watch horror movies. It's always a classic that the blond dies first! Why? Is it to scare us? Tell us that we are dumb. Yeah I've heard all the blond jokes before. We're not all dumb. Okay maybe I'm a few words short of a sentence and have short attention spans but I still don't like it.

I have a feeling horror movies all written and directed by brunettes and red heads. I mean really what blond would want to see a fellow partier die. Because everybody knows that blonds have more fun. And the only reason them make the plot like that is because they are jealous! I don't blame them. Who wants their hair color to be the color of shit?

What ever! Guess we're gonna have to deal with it until blue like Marge Simpson becomes a natural color...
XOXOJenni

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Candy! CANDY! XD Chipmunks HUGGING

Candy- my life source. I mean who really cares that America is getting fatter each minute. All I want is a freaking bag of Skittles and then some my life becomes a real life California Gurls video! I eat almost anything that is sweet. It's not a wonder I'm so overweight but hell it's lot better than doing drugs. (Except when I crave it so much I swear I'll snort a pixie stick)

BUT IN MY OWN DEFENSE ALL OF THE SUGAR I EAT HAS NO INFLUENCE ON MY CRAZINESS! I JUST ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CHIPMUNK (AWWWWW NOW I WANNA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF CHIPMUNK!)

I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM!

So anyway just keep on enjoying those over-sized bags of candy. Who really wants to wait for Halloween anyway?

XOXOJenni

Friday, September 10, 2010

Sing/Talking Waiting For a New Chris Crocker!

Omg I just have to say that I actually support sing/talking! I mean "pop stars" like Ke$ha who don't actually sing but more like talk but still have hit "songs". They make me wanna party. It's usually fine as long as the have a good beat behind them.I mean you can even consider Britney Spears a sing/talker if you want. Oddly enough, I did research (for once) and scientist say that unless your 28 or younger your gonna be really annoyed. What ever I love this music and it makes me wanna dance because it brings out an 80's vibe.

But I'm waiting for a Leave Ke$ha Alone Video. Fans of Ke$ha no of fence but sooner or later she's gonna go really crazy and the media will treat her like a piece of garbage and money. I'm sure you Brit fans know what I'm talking about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Maybe it will be me. Check around later on where I might have a mental break down over Nicki Minaj. Lol JK!

XOXOJenni

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Youtube Comedians: Asians Rampage!

People who go on youtube are usually there to either
a.) listening to music
b.)looking up porn (not me just the people I know)
c.) Watching funny videos

I am all for a and c. And so I wanna give you some good adivse for people to watch.  I've noticed though that the most successful people are usually Asian. Which I think is awesome because Asian guys are so hot... AnYwAy I've done my research and devised 2 lists of comedians. Asians and no-Asians.

Non-Asian List

  • Onision -a white guy who's obsessed with anime and promotes being veggie
  • Shane Dawson -a white guy who includes what's happening in the celeb world
  • Danny Noriega -half Spanish guy who is funny even though he's just ranting or singing
  • Charlieissocoollike -a crazy awesome British guy who does funny challenges
ASIAN LIST
  • KevJumba -an American who's dad with broken English is usually oriented in the vids and made fun of
  • NigaHiga -the most subscribed channel. A funny Hawaiin/ Asian who makes fun of everything you can thing ok
  • ShimmyCoCoPuffsss -a stylish (not gay) Canadian guy who likes to make fun of white people

So my question is why is the world so in love with Asians? Maybe it's because they fall into their own category of comedy. Or because they have sent China to implant chips into whatever they make for us (kidding). I think it is mostly funny to watch the Asians actually from Asia try speaking English! Whatever it is I can't get enough.

XOXOJenni

Monday, September 6, 2010

Manipulative? Maybe not

Is it really considered manipulative to flirt with guys? Not in my book. If you think about it guys are attracted to us just by looking at our features and would probably end up what we want them to do any way. And its also the other way around. Think of it this way- a guy walks up to you at school. He's really hot and wondered if you could help tudor you. He's not flirting but you do notice what he looks like and makes you want to do it anyway.

So why do people call us whores/man-whores? Because they are jealous. Usually the ones who call us whores have horrible features and can probably never get dates. DUH! I mean really "shake what your momma gave ye" right! So the next time someone calls you a whore and remember that it was gonna happen anyway.

XOXOJenni

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Cheer Up

Me and my sis
When I see a sad face
Knowing how they feel
Like they're trapped in lace

I tell them to cheer up

Feeling like there's no door
That can lead them out
They needn't feel too poor

Look at what you have and cheer up

The children praise elders actions
So look up to the sky
Hold hands in satisfaction

And remember to always cheer up
By me (C) 2010